A Colorful Distraction Instagram
Bienvenue! I'm Alex. I like dudes. If anything I post belongs to you, and you would like it removed, please feel free to send me a message and I will gladly remove it. All models with partial/full nudity are assumed to be 18 years old or older. This blog is occasionally NSFW.

Can’t decide if I look cute or really stressed. #ugh #wat #stress #herewego #goodstuff (at Catawba Nation Indian Reservation)

This is my “I-have-to-cancel-my-gym-membership-because-I-left-something-off-my-budget” face. #me #ugh #wat  (at Catawba Indian Nation)

#art #drawing #petra #ugh

A great way to start your day is by cutting your nipple in the morning. #ugh #herewegoagain #youguysicutmynipple #howdoyoueven #grumpycat #face  (at Catawba Indian Nation)

#ugh #annoyed #selfie #tired #instavanity (at Catawba Indian Nation)

This is what happens when I try to soften the butter in the microwave. -_- #melted #notsexual #ugh

Might as well make putting on the tie worthwhile. Got to church and somebody was already playing -_- Oh well, it’s my fault for being late. #ugh (Taken with Instagram)

I WANT FRIED PICKLES

From McHale’s or Mayflower. -_-

I bet she did…..

I bet she did…..

Can I just go to bed until this weekend?

My plans got messed up today by the fucking weather, I’m in a bad mood, and although I’m certainly willing to, I don’t feel like going to work tomorrow. Solution? Go to bed until the weekend.